i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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