You really coming over, don't trick.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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