I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
this is an emotional support booty call
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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