You just made me feel so damn special
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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