By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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