Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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