dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize