You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
