where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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