Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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