so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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