Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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