i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The air taste purple.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
