How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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