Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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