i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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