A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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