ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We are two peas in an std pod
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
