Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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