The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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