if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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