i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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