That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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