The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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