He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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