White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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