I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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whose parrot is this?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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