He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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