didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I take back everything I said about communal showers
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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