My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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