We're like a lot better than the average bears
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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