how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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