Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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