She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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