that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Boobs speak an international language.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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