is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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