tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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