I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Your cock deserves a montage
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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