dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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