I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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