did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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