he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Terrible idea I love it
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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