Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
