At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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