The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just got carded by a ten year old.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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