I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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