Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
ugly people sure do ruin things
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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