I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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