Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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