New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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