awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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