For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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