College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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