normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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